Wait, It's A Cult?

[Evangelical]

Originally Posted by leastofthese

Your artistic license really made my post "My Time With The Local Church" jump off the page! My version seemed so boring and relatable. I can only imagine what you could do with the "picnic" chapter.

Maybe after our book deal, we can start working on the movie... one step at a time. I'll be played by Dwayne Johnson and I guess you'd be christopher walken or willem dafoe to keep with your narrative?

Already sounds more interesting than the Left Behind series. This idea might take off.

[ZNPaaneah]

Originally Posted by Evangelical

Already sounds more interesting than the Left Behind series. This idea might take off.

You could make it a kind of "Hansel and Gretel" theme. Oh, hold it, wrong type of cult. That would be more along the lines of Manson or Jim Jones.

Maybe the three pigs, as the Christian wanders from one church to the next until they finally do the work to dig down to the rock. PL could be one of the pigs. Not sure who the wolf would be.

Or, maybe the princess and the pea. Probably the theme that Drake would prefer, as we discover how "sensitive" and "modern" the Bride of Christ is.

Of course you can expect the LRC rebuttal to be along the lines of King Arthur and the Knights of the round table as WN pulls the sword from the stone. They could portray WL as Jack in Jack and the Beanstalk as he trades in the milk cow of the LRC for a couple of FTTT magic beans. The blendeds could be the seven dwarves as they protect the "true church" from the wicked witch of Christianity.

[leastofthese]

Originally Posted by ZNPaaneah

Of course you can expect the LRC rebuttal to be along the lines of King Arthur and the Knights of the round table as WN pulls the sword from the stone. They could portray WL as Jack in Jack and the Beanstalk as he trades in the milk cow of the LRC for a couple of FTTT magic beans. The blendeds could be the seven dwarves as they protect the "true church" from the wicked witch of Christianity.

ZNP - That's hilarious, Drake and I may need you on the creative team too.